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[skaikrudad]

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[sheriffing]

Alright. When I put in my two weeks notice we can start testing the strength of the desk.

It's even better if I walk in and you're already naked.

[skaikrudad]

And break it like we did the bed?

I'd be naked more often but I'm waiting for the day you invite a friend over after work and I accidentally give them a shocking welcome.

[sheriffing]

Uh huh. And fixing it is their problem if I don't work there anymore.

If I invite a friend over when I could be fucking you, it's because they could be fucking us. And even that's a stretch.

[ he knows what her preference is.]

[skaikrudad]

You know they might think you broke the desk in a fit of rage.

[ And he knows because they share the same preference. ]

Don't get me wrong, threesomes are fun, but you're the one I want to wake up to every morning.

[sheriffing]

More like a fit of boredom.

[ she's stayed in law enforcement to help people, but paperwork isn't exactly saving the world here.]

I love it when you get romantic.

[ it's intended as a joke, because of the threesome talk - but it's the rest of that text that makes her smile more than anything.]

[skaikrudad]

Message me more and I'll cure your boredom.

Speaking of romantic, should we go out for dinner later? Nothing's in the fridge.

[sheriffing]

You'll cure my boredom and add to my frustration.

I'd like that. We order in a lot as it is, and we can always go shopping tomorrow.

[skaikrudad]

You love it.

I'll dress up if you do. I have that new shirt I can wear... You know the one that matches you're underwear today.

[sheriffing]

Well... yeah.

And I have a dress you haven't torn off me yet.

[skaikrudad]

We'll see what condition it's in by the end of the night.

[sheriffing]

I feel a little like Cinderella, but instead of my dress turning back into rags by midnight, we'll both be naked and you'll have ripped mine open.

[ yeah that's...not Cinderella.]

[skaikrudad]

I'll treat you like a princess because you are one. But I'm never gonna fuck you like you're fragile. If I have to rip a dress to get what I want, I will. [ And she'll encourage it because clothes can be replaced. ]

[sheriffing]

I love how that works. Somehow when you get what you want, I always get what I want.

[ which is no coincidence, even if she teases at it being one - he always puts her first.]

If we didn't rip, break, or knock over something, we did it wrong.

[skaikrudad]

It's funny when all three occurs and we have to do a serious shopping trip the next day.

Should I save my shower for when you're home? [ You know, so they can share it. ]

[sheriffing]

We've broken so many lamps the woman at the shop is starting to suspect one of us is into her.

If it's not too much of an inconvenience. And if it is, save it anyway and I'll make it up to you when I get home.

[skaikrudad]

We should get a loyalty discount by this point.

I'll wait for you. And if you're late, you'll know I'll start without you.

[sheriffing]

I'd say we should've built the lighting in at our new place, but I have a feeling you like the destruction.

That's one way to get me home on time.

[skaikrudad]

What's wrong with a little destruction?

Just on time? Do I have to send a picture for you to come home early?

[sheriffing]

When it's sexy destruction? Nothing.

You might, I'm a very visual thinker.

[ or she just wants another sexy Bellamy pic to add to her collection.]

[skaikrudad]

I call it sexstruction.

I'll send you some presents later. Just make sure nobody's looking over your shoulder when you open them.

[sheriffing]

Sounds about right.

You think I'd risk it? You know I'm not willing to share my presents.