[ this won't be coming from jack's phone, as he's had his data recently encrypted by June, but jack's been way too much of a man-ho not to have his picture on about 8 million other peoples' phones by now.
so, from some unnamed stranger's phone, bellamy will be getting a photo much like this, just pretend you can make the face out as jack's okok? ok.
[ The image isn't from Jack, Bellamy knows that much, but it's Jack for sure. And since it wasn't from Jack, Bellamy could pretend this never happened and Jack would be none the wiser...
Except Bellamy has to work with him tomorrow. And now he's pretty sure he's going to be mentally undressing Jack now the next time he sees him...
He decides to text Jack. ]
Can I call in sick tomorrow?
[ Bellamy, you don't ask if you can call in sick the next day, you just do it. ]
[ the notification pops up on his phone and jack squints at it before opening up the conversation. what? hold on, scrolling up for context - oh.
wow, how the shit did that get there? hahahaaaa, who cares, this is jack's favorite thing now. ]
Absolutely not, be there or I'll fire you.
[ should've just called in, because if he didn't know about the picture being the inspiration, he would've answered with "do i seem like i care? do what you want". rip, bells. ]
I'm your boss, not Rafa. If I say it's Sweatpants Tuesday, it's Sweatpants Tuesday.
[ he probably makes up bullshit like this every other day that doesn't actually go into effect, Bellamy is perfectly safe to ignore him. Rafa likely does. ]
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so, from some unnamed stranger's phone, bellamy will be getting a photo much like this, just pretend you can make the face out as jack's okok? ok.
hi friend. ]
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Except Bellamy has to work with him tomorrow. And now he's pretty sure he's going to be mentally undressing Jack now the next time he sees him...
He decides to text Jack. ]
Can I call in sick tomorrow?
[ Bellamy, you don't ask if you can call in sick the next day, you just do it. ]
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wow, how the shit did that get there? hahahaaaa, who cares, this is jack's favorite thing now. ]
Absolutely not, be there or I'll fire you.
[ should've just called in, because if he didn't know about the picture being the inspiration, he would've answered with "do i seem like i care? do what you want". rip, bells. ]
PS, it's Sweatpants Tuesday.
[ is he joking? we just don't know. ]
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[ He's not but that's not the point. He has rights!! ]
I'll check with Rafa on that. [ He can't imagine it's actually a thing. ]
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I'm your boss, not Rafa. If I say it's Sweatpants Tuesday, it's Sweatpants Tuesday.
[ he probably makes up bullshit like this every other day that doesn't actually go into effect, Bellamy is perfectly safe to ignore him. Rafa likely does. ]
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I'll come in.
Not wearing sweatpants.
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See you tomorrow, have a lovely evening.
[ he will be 100% wearing sweatpants. and a dress shirt and tie. it's not like anyone sees his legs under his desk anyway. ]
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gayeveningflicking between Jack's photo and Murphy's dick pic from a while ago.His boss is ridiculous. ]