ic inbox for duplicity

[skaikrudad]

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[sheriffing]

I'm glad you reminded me that was an option.

I'll see you when you get back, I'm gonna try to finish my book out on the balcony.

[skaikrudad]

Right. The Balcony.

[ Goddammit. ]

[sheriffing]

👋🍑😈...👉👌

[skaikrudad]

[ Well. ]

I just wanna say, from the bottom of my heart...

Thank you for giving me an excuse to spank you later.

[sheriffing]

I know it's not the best time to point this out, but...

You never needed an excuse.

[skaikrudad]

I know.

I gotta stop messaging you.

[ This is literally the texting equivalent of "you hang up"/"no, you". ]

[sheriffing]

Then stop messaging me.

[skaikrudad]

I'm going to.

[ Any moment now... ]

Have you read The Iliad? I brought up a copy with me in my bag. You can read it if you want. [ He pretty much grew up obsessed with it. ]

[sheriffing]

Thanks, that'll keep me busy for a while.

I haven't read it since high school, but I didn't finish high school.

[ and, along with it, she didn't finish the Iliad.]

[skaikrudad]

I can read you some of it later. It'd be like dirty bookworm talk.

[sheriffing]

I would call it epic dirty talk - but that works, too.

[skaikrudad]

And now I leave you to read before you send me any examples.

[sheriffing]

📖🍆🍯

🎆🎆🎆

[skaikrudad]

[ Okay, let him have a go at this... ]

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[ Did he do it right??? He's such a gramps at this... ]

[sheriffing]

I've never been more proud of you.

[skaikrudad]

You're a bad influence.

[sheriffing]

I'm the best influence.

[skaikrudad]

That, too.