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[skaikrudad]

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[skaikrudad]

You call it teasing, I call it planting a seed.

Were you just waiting all that time for me to do it until Fort Harmony happened?

[sheriffing]

I wouldn't say I was waiting. I always wanted you, I just figured if the moment was right, it'd happen.

But there was definitely a lot of fantasizing going on.

[skaikrudad]

Our first time wasn't exactly what I imagined but... it definitely felt right. Everything just seemed to click into place after that.

I'm with you on that... You don't wanna know how often I jerked off in the shower thinking about you.

[sheriffing]

It wasn't what I imagined, either. But it was you. It's always right when I'm with you.

Now you're lucky if you get any time alone in the shower.

[skaikrudad]

Showers alone are for when we need to be somewhere on time.

I am sorry if I ever sexually frustrated you back then. It wasn't intentional...

[ Well... ]

Maybe it was a little intentional but I'm always looking for ways to make it up to you.

[sheriffing]

Says the guy who enjoys making me late for work.

I can always think of a few.

[skaikrudad]

I'm secretly trying to get you fired so I can have you all to myself.

You must brainstorm at work because you always seem to come home with the best ideas...

[sheriffing]

I'm so bored here I might quit before they can do that.

I go to work just to earn the chance to jump you at the end of the day.

[skaikrudad]

If that actually happens, let's make sure we have sex on your desk on your last day.

I like it when we're so ready for each other that I can lift you up onto my cock and we can be fucking in 0.5 seconds from you coming through the door.

[sheriffing]

Alright. When I put in my two weeks notice we can start testing the strength of the desk.

It's even better if I walk in and you're already naked.

[skaikrudad]

And break it like we did the bed?

I'd be naked more often but I'm waiting for the day you invite a friend over after work and I accidentally give them a shocking welcome.

[sheriffing]

Uh huh. And fixing it is their problem if I don't work there anymore.

If I invite a friend over when I could be fucking you, it's because they could be fucking us. And even that's a stretch.

[ he knows what her preference is.]

[skaikrudad]

You know they might think you broke the desk in a fit of rage.

[ And he knows because they share the same preference. ]

Don't get me wrong, threesomes are fun, but you're the one I want to wake up to every morning.

[sheriffing]

More like a fit of boredom.

[ she's stayed in law enforcement to help people, but paperwork isn't exactly saving the world here.]

I love it when you get romantic.

[ it's intended as a joke, because of the threesome talk - but it's the rest of that text that makes her smile more than anything.]

[skaikrudad]

Message me more and I'll cure your boredom.

Speaking of romantic, should we go out for dinner later? Nothing's in the fridge.

[sheriffing]

You'll cure my boredom and add to my frustration.

I'd like that. We order in a lot as it is, and we can always go shopping tomorrow.

[skaikrudad]

You love it.

I'll dress up if you do. I have that new shirt I can wear... You know the one that matches you're underwear today.

[sheriffing]

Well... yeah.

And I have a dress you haven't torn off me yet.

[skaikrudad]

We'll see what condition it's in by the end of the night.

[sheriffing]

I feel a little like Cinderella, but instead of my dress turning back into rags by midnight, we'll both be naked and you'll have ripped mine open.

[ yeah that's...not Cinderella.]

[skaikrudad]

I'll treat you like a princess because you are one. But I'm never gonna fuck you like you're fragile. If I have to rip a dress to get what I want, I will. [ And she'll encourage it because clothes can be replaced. ]

[sheriffing]

I love how that works. Somehow when you get what you want, I always get what I want.

[ which is no coincidence, even if she teases at it being one - he always puts her first.]

If we didn't rip, break, or knock over something, we did it wrong.

[skaikrudad]

It's funny when all three occurs and we have to do a serious shopping trip the next day.

Should I save my shower for when you're home? [ You know, so they can share it. ]

[sheriffing]

We've broken so many lamps the woman at the shop is starting to suspect one of us is into her.

If it's not too much of an inconvenience. And if it is, save it anyway and I'll make it up to you when I get home.

[skaikrudad]

We should get a loyalty discount by this point.

I'll wait for you. And if you're late, you'll know I'll start without you.