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[skaikrudad]

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[sheriffing]

I know. I'll make sure of it.

I told her to give me a few days. I didn't tell her I've done something like this before, I didn't want to get her hopes up.

[skaikrudad]

[ So that's a few days Bellamy is going to feel on edge, then. ]

Okay. Just give me a head's up on the morning before it happens, okay? I don't want you not telling me until it's all over because you think I'll worry less.

[sheriffing]

Isn't that just signing you up for more worry on the day of?

[skaikrudad]

I don't care.

[ And to lighten the mood a little: ]

Not that you need it but I have to make sure you get my good luck kiss before you go be a badass.

[sheriffing]

I always need more of those.

[skaikrudad]

Don't tell me I don't kiss you enough...

[ That can't be possible. ]

[sheriffing]

There are whole hours of the day I have to go without. It's hell.

[skaikrudad]

I struggle remembering what life was like when I didn't kiss you... I think I must have blocked out that time from my mind.

[sheriffing]

Those were some dark times.

You used to tease at bending me over the counter without actually doing it, too.

[skaikrudad]

You call it teasing, I call it planting a seed.

Were you just waiting all that time for me to do it until Fort Harmony happened?

[sheriffing]

I wouldn't say I was waiting. I always wanted you, I just figured if the moment was right, it'd happen.

But there was definitely a lot of fantasizing going on.

[skaikrudad]

Our first time wasn't exactly what I imagined but... it definitely felt right. Everything just seemed to click into place after that.

I'm with you on that... You don't wanna know how often I jerked off in the shower thinking about you.

[sheriffing]

It wasn't what I imagined, either. But it was you. It's always right when I'm with you.

Now you're lucky if you get any time alone in the shower.

[skaikrudad]

Showers alone are for when we need to be somewhere on time.

I am sorry if I ever sexually frustrated you back then. It wasn't intentional...

[ Well... ]

Maybe it was a little intentional but I'm always looking for ways to make it up to you.

[sheriffing]

Says the guy who enjoys making me late for work.

I can always think of a few.

[skaikrudad]

I'm secretly trying to get you fired so I can have you all to myself.

You must brainstorm at work because you always seem to come home with the best ideas...

[sheriffing]

I'm so bored here I might quit before they can do that.

I go to work just to earn the chance to jump you at the end of the day.

[skaikrudad]

If that actually happens, let's make sure we have sex on your desk on your last day.

I like it when we're so ready for each other that I can lift you up onto my cock and we can be fucking in 0.5 seconds from you coming through the door.

[sheriffing]

Alright. When I put in my two weeks notice we can start testing the strength of the desk.

It's even better if I walk in and you're already naked.

[skaikrudad]

And break it like we did the bed?

I'd be naked more often but I'm waiting for the day you invite a friend over after work and I accidentally give them a shocking welcome.

[sheriffing]

Uh huh. And fixing it is their problem if I don't work there anymore.

If I invite a friend over when I could be fucking you, it's because they could be fucking us. And even that's a stretch.

[ he knows what her preference is.]

[skaikrudad]

You know they might think you broke the desk in a fit of rage.

[ And he knows because they share the same preference. ]

Don't get me wrong, threesomes are fun, but you're the one I want to wake up to every morning.

[sheriffing]

More like a fit of boredom.

[ she's stayed in law enforcement to help people, but paperwork isn't exactly saving the world here.]

I love it when you get romantic.

[ it's intended as a joke, because of the threesome talk - but it's the rest of that text that makes her smile more than anything.]

[skaikrudad]

Message me more and I'll cure your boredom.

Speaking of romantic, should we go out for dinner later? Nothing's in the fridge.

[sheriffing]

You'll cure my boredom and add to my frustration.

I'd like that. We order in a lot as it is, and we can always go shopping tomorrow.